26 - Adventurers, Bats, Caverns and Dreamkats

Previous session: 25 - Another day in Paradise

Interview with a Vampire
...

A tall pale elf vampire is standing in front of us, after a flock of bats entered the trolley.

Baron Ellarion
Dottie please, listen to reason.

Dottie starts shrieking and they start to argue between themselves, forgetting the other people in the car, including us. From what we understand between two screams, the conversation seems to be around the Baron turning Dottie into a vampire, and Dottie insists with what they had was temporary. Azzy interrupts the argument.

Asmorano
Do you care about what she thinks?
Baron Ellarion
What?
Persy
That's a good question actually.
Asmorano
Do you care about her opinion? How she feels?
Baron Ellarion
My good boy... girl?
Asmorano
Neither.
Baron Ellarion
Person?
Asmorano
That works.
Baron Ellarion
I've been around for a while, woman opinion doesn't matter.
Persy
What the.
Nesvalyn
Wow.
Dottie Lombardo
That's not what you said in the bedchambers.
Asmorano
If you don't really care what she thinks, how can you say that you love her?
Baron Ellarion
Erhm... do you had a pet?
Nesvalyn
It's getting worse...
Asmorano
I don't think I have.

The Baron tries to explain their relationship, but he sees her mostly as a subject or an object, and not really an equal.

Asmorano
You don't love her as a partner, but as a pet.
Baron Ellarion
That would mean we would be equals.
Persy
That's why you want to elevate her, right?
Baron Ellarion
You know, women take a while to learn, amirite?

He looks at Persy, assuming it's his armor, and not his body.

Persy
You have a lot to learn.
Asmorano (to Dottie Lombardo)
How in the hells you got with him? Why?
Dottie Lombardo
Well, I've been having different lovers in the world, I tried underworld for once. It wasn't great.
Asmorano
There was no better option?
Dottie Lombardo
Do you suggest to sleep with a poor person?

They both laugh to this.

Baron Ellarion
I missed that Dottie.
Dottie Lombardo
Me too.
Asmorano (to the party)
Why do we have to intervene?
Nesvalyn
We don't have to, they're the worst on both sides, I just pray we don't have to take a side before reaching the top.
Persy
As long we go up...
Asmorano
Perhaps you should get on one side.
Dottie Lombardo
What an excellent idea person!
Baron Ellarion
It's right, little they! Come on, chop chop.

He mimes to Dottie to get closer to him so he can convert her

Persy
That's not what my friend meant, come on, let's sit down and see.

We let them discuss without intervening. The voices keep going up and up.

Baron Ellarion
ENOUGH OF THIS!

He lunges forwards and stands over Dottie, as she jumps behind her and grabs a servant and yells "IGNITIUS", throwing the Vampire and gets bitten, and when retracting from the servant's neck, he leaves a red ichor blood ribbon.

Persy complains about being sucked so much from the vampire.

Asmorano
How did you do that trick with the bottle?
Reylynn
Well.... I'm just good at throwing things?

Suddenly, Or is standing in the cabin. They have a bag and picks up dead bats.

Or
Aren't you going to introduce to your new friends?
Asmorano
I'm Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdicar.

Or walks up to them, and looks them.

Or
You're a monster, aren't you? How delightful. Please if you need me, don't hesitate to ask.

And then they disappear in a puff of smoke.

Persy
That was, kind of rude.
Asmorano
Is it just a me thing how I'm spoke to?
Persy
Something you can add to the list.

Reylynn heals the group before we resume our travel. But we have to crank up the cable car by ourselves, as the Ignatius didn't survived the encounter

The almost top of the mountain
...

The air is getting rare as we arrive, and we can observe the sunrise with a beautiful vista, but interrupted by a loud rumbling coming from below, and it goes for a moment.
When looking down, we see all the snow bursting from the ground up. The sky lodge explodes into pieces. A bit before the destruction, we see a ship that sails on rainbow material that flies into the air, and goes up to the mountain, making this loud roaring sound. It does another avalanche, but as we're on the top of the mountain, we're fine.
We see Dottie on the railing with three new Ignatius we haven't met before.

Dottie Lombardo
I'll send you an invoice for your stay, thank you for staying at Lombardo's Winter's Paradise!
Nesvalyn
She can send the bill, we don't owe her money.

From where we are, it will take 1-2 days to reach the top. We notice a small shack on the side, probably for the cable car, big enough so we can rest from the vampires attack.

The party rests for a while...

Upon waking up and taking more time to observe the view, we can see the coast, hundred of miles South from here. Even if it's cold and been a terrible ride, the view is gorgeous. We resume our trek.
We've been encountering weird creatures on the way, that the rodents are the size of small dogs, and giant mountain goats that are the size of a horse.
[Perception - Pass ✔] Persy notices three figures standing on a ridge far away, and look closer, and they appear as another taur figures, half humanoid, half goat, called Caprataurs. They turn and walk away.
[Perception - Pass ✔] Reylynn notices it first...
[DEX Save - Fail ❌] ...but Persy goes through the snow, and fall down. He uses the Pirate Hookshot and lands safely.
Persy landed in a mossy cavern, and strangely warm, as the last time he was in a warm place was the sky lodge.

Nesvalyn
You ok?
Persy
I'm fine. Wanna take a breather? It's warm down here.
Asmorano
I feel like it could go wrong.
Persy
I'm taking five here.

[Detect Portals] There is a portal, one mile above us.
Reylynn doesn't see anything by looking up.

Reylynn
I don't know how to feel about this hole, but there's an extraplanar portal above us.
Persy
If you're scared of what's up there, you can go down.
Reylynn
It's right above us but still far.
Nesvalyn
It could be the reason from the pilgrimage... they were perhaps right in the end.
Reylynn
So much is happening on this mountain.

After exchanging a bit more and with the idea of the portal, we're all getting down into the cavern.

The cavern
...

By exploring further, we hear something that sounds like music.

Persy
It could be inhabited, and could be friendly for once.
Nesvalyn
I can't counterargue that. But I don't like the idea of being hostile either.
Persy
It's probably fine. If it can reassure, I can go first.
Nesvalyn
It doesn't?

We keep exploring that tunnel. By getting closer, it sounds more like several smaller voices singing in languages we don't understand. That tunnel seems endless until we exit into a well lit cavern, and a late afternoon sunlit lights up the place.
There are plants, waterfalls so tall we don't see the top. At the base, there are massive rocks.
When looking that room, we notice the source of the sounds: so many strange small creatures, looking like ferrets, but ending with a really long prehensile and flexible tail. Their fur is more a sheep wool texture like, being a pale blue shade of colors.
But most importantly: they do look like really cute.
They're making different strange noises, singing different songs and at the end it goes into a single melody.

Persy
I regret nothing.
Asmorano
I'm do glad I followed you.
Nesvalyn
I just hope they're not at war with a different clan from the other side of the mountain.

Reylynn casts [Speak with Animals] and let go a "Hi.".
They seem surprised from Reylynn's message, and the acapella song changes. It goes "Pam PAM Pam PAM" (and so on).

Creature
Strangers? Well don't you know, they're just friends you haven't met yet.
Chorus 1
Hello
Chorus 2
Hellooo
Chorus 3
Hello helloooo
Choruses (all together)
HELLOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOO

The discussion goes full musical, but only Reylynn understands what's being said, to which she answers back with a rhythmed hello.

Creature
Now, why have you come here stranger friends?
Reylynn
We fell there, and while exploring we heard the song.
Creature
Fell down a hole? We love holes! You fell in the best hole, into a paradise! We're the Dreamkat people, and we're leaving our dreams"
Reylynn
That's wonderful, how did you get here?
Dreamkat
Born from dreams!
Reylynn
Any dreams?
Dreamkat
No, just one person dreams, sometimes all it needs is just one big dreamer.

They jump down and goes from the ouverture into the act one of the musical piece, waiting for the replica from Reylynn.
Azzy tries to pet one and they let themselves being pet, and it's incredibly soft.

Persy
That may be rude, I don't know how intelligent they are.

However, they seem to be into it, as more of them go more closer to Azzy, where finally Persy goes to pet them.
Both of them seem to giggle as children.
Nesvalyn tries to not interact with them to learn more, and rely on the party for the interaction side.

Reylynn
How long have you been there?
Dreamkat
We've been here forever!
Chorus
Foreveeeeeeeeeeer
Reylynn
It makes sense with the passage of time. That person who dreamed you, are they around?
Dreamkat
She's kind of always here, inside of us. She's everywhere when you think about it.
Chorus
Love this creator goddess~

The song ends.

Dreamkat 1
Now, this place is perfect. Except there is one small thing that's kind of a bother.
Dreamkat 2
I wouldn't call it a bother, I would call it a menace, I-"

We hear a door opening slamming.

Dreamkat 1
He's here, run!

They all run away and hide in various bushes.

Reylynn
Oh ok...
Nesvalyn
What just happened?
Persy
DON'T LEAVE!

We hear a brief pause, then small steps on the stone floor, like some angry walking. Suddenly, a looming shadow appears behind the plants, looking like a human child. As he looks at us, we notice a pale blue skin, light pink hair, purple eyes, and he comes around from the pile of rocks on the center.

Child
I swear, don't these things don't ever shut up.

He notices us.

Child
Oh.. I..."
Reylynn
We're just passing by.
Asmorano
And you sound like a party pooper.
Child
How did you get here?
Persy
From a hole. And you?
Child
I don't know, but it's nothing that a genius like myself can't solve.
Nesvalyn
What kind of genius?
Child
I'm a scientist.
Nesvalyn (while stepping back)
He's all yours Persy.
Persy
I'm something of a scientist myself, what's your speciality?
Child
Biomolecular
Persy
I'm a Technomage myself.
Child
You have no idea what it means?
Nesvalyn
No.
Persy
I know what Biology is.
Child
It's a bit of searching at molecular level, and I'm searching their effect related to the quantum physics.
Nesvalyn
Last time I heard these was from the Platypus, and I have the same feeling that we're dynasties behind that.
Child
What you're doing here?
Nesvalyn
We fell here.
Child
Why you don't unfell then?
Persy
Well it's warm, and there are these cute ones around here.
Child
They're harmless, can't stop them, that's the worst.
Reylynn
Why not blocking the sound?
Persy
How did you get there? You seem to be able to take care of yourself, but not I didn't expect to see a child.
Child
I. am. not. a. child. I'm even probably older than you.
Nesvalyn
How old are you?
Child
137 and two quarters.
Nesvalyn
Definitively older than us then.
Persy
What are you doing here?
Child
I'm not allowed to say it from people from our homeworld.
Reylynn
Is it related to the portal?
Child
The portal? You know the needle?
Reylynn
It's bigger than a needle
Child
On your astrophysical and your relative space, perhaps it's big. But it's really small on the multiverse plan.
Persy
So the Needle is how you get here? And alone?
Child
No, my mom's here. We got through the needle, and it didn't went well.
Nesvalyn
For how long?
Child
30-40 years.
Nesvalyn
They arrived much after the Wyrd, so it's "recent".
Persy
Is your mother fine?

[Insight - Pass ✔] This is a child, admittedly older than the group, but still a child nonetheless. Something is wrong with his mother and he doesn't want to tell us.

Persy
Hey, what's your name?
Child
I'm Fenugreek, but my mom calls me Fen.
Persy
How do you prefer to be called?
Fenugreek
Call me Fen.
Persy
I know we're weirdos, but we can help. She must be asleep right? We learned it from the Dreamkats. You guys had a bad time before?

He nods.

Reylynn
If you'd like, I can have a look to see if there's something to diagnose, like poison.
Persy
We have a few here who aren't bad at healing.
Fen
You are healers? I'd like some fresh eyes, not from these stupid kats, follow me.

We follow him turning around the boulders in the center, and we go through that swinging metal door leading into a hallway, leading to a gate 10ft further.
Fen grabs both and collapses them at once.
Persy and Nesvalyn are surprised with this, letting a "Wow".
Fen steps onto this new wooden platform and we follow him. Once we're all in, he closes this grid, and pulls a lever, revealing to be a fast lift.
When we arrived at what seems the destination, he opens the grid again and looks at us.

Fen
Do you guys have elevators?
Persy
Oh, that's because it elevates us. We have something similar but slower. Did you built that?
Fen
Yeah, even if I had an average grade.
Asmorano
He called us simple?
Nesvalyn
I mean, before we met you, there was this dome, we were in a place which was way much more advanced to the technology available, so on this side, we are on a less advanced level on that.
Persy
We're pretty down of the food chain about the technology.
Fen
Yeah, I've noticed.
Persy
If you look at me, I'm the most advanced technologically in this world.
Fen
No new models?
Persy
Fresh from the last 6 months.
Asmorano
You're just 6 months old?
Persy
In this body.

Fen's place
...

We arrived to destination, and we're entering in this one room cavern. The place is a real mess, showing where Fen lives. The room is filled with clothes, parchments and various creations/trinkets. There's a massive bad at the other side.
Laying upon the bed, there is this a 15ft woman with deep sapphire blue skin, looking dull, purple bubblegum curled hair. The bed is surrounded with semi translucent orbs.

Fen (walking to his desk)
Sorry it's messy but I don't care.

He taps and two light screens appear.

Persy
Hey, we saw these before.
Nesvalyn
Not this again.
Fen
Good, I don't have to explain to you.
Persy
You'll still have to explain.
Fen
This is her charts.

Persy tries to read it, but doesn't understand.

Fen
Ah wait, let me change it.

It becomes Wunderran common, but Persy still doesn't understand it.

Persy
I have something that will be faster, can I check her?
Fen
Sure.

Reylynn detects no poison.
While Persy is preparing his spell, we notice that the orbs seem to be the incubation for the Dreamkats.

[Identify] An orb seems to swell from the corner of the eye.

Persy
Is this a manifestation dreams common from your people or is it a side effect?
Fen
I'm unsure, there's something strange about this place, as I should be three times taller as I am. It's not only where we are trapped, but how we are trap.
Nesvalyn
Like the time stopped somehow?
Fen
I don't know, I left my equipment in my vessel.
Persy
Where is it?
Fen
We crashed on the peak.
Persy
We're heading there, can we help?
Fen
Oh, if you can access my vessel, it's still worthy. I can't get to it because of these really big birds. I think they nested in it.
Persy
Oh geez, if it's a kind of bird, we already killed one.
Fen
So you know how to kill birds. But I don't know how to fight them, my mom used to fight for us.

Fen walks up and clears the orbs, as they drop every 5-10 minutes.
[Minero Morphosis insight] They don't seem to be infected.
[Identify follow-up] She seems to be tapped from a source of magic around the room. The detected type is pure raw magic energy.

Persy
I have confirmed that the room seems to have an effect on her. I don't know if you have any means to go further into that way.
Fen
If I can reach the vessel, we can go back home and cure her.
Persy
Regardless, this best idea is that you need us to bring you to the peak?
Persy
I hope you're tougher than you look, it's going to be a bad time out there.
Fen
I can handle myself.
Persy
Stay behind in case of a fight.
Fen
I've out flown many times before.
Persy
Because you can fly?
Fen
Yeah, you can't?

Fen flies out to prove his point.

Nesvalyn (tapping on Persy's shoulder)
It's fine Persy.
Asmorano
Can you teach us?
Fen
No. Anyway as we're getting near dusk, we can and should go tomorrow. You can stay here if you want, or go back with the kats.
Persy
We've been sleeping in worse places, at least we're warm here.
Fen
It's the thermo elements.
Persy
Could it be a reason why your mother is affected?
Fen
No. Just be back at dawn.
Persy
I have a request.
Fen
Yes?
Persy
TEACH ME ABOUT THIS.
Nesvalyn
Not again.
Fen
It would unethical to teach you, but if you help me, I could teach you one thing or two.
Persy
YES!

With that magic and how it's been affecting them, we decide to get down and spend the evening with the Dreamkats. Driven by curiosity, Persy have a look around on how it can be warm.

[Investigation - Pass ✔] Persy notices that the plants are bizarre, especially in this hostile place. When checking that pile of rocks in the middle, it's like they were placed or dropped here. The ceiling above is still intact however. Some of the rocks are connected, and he can sees bruises and scratches, like they were rubbed together.

He shares the information to the party.

[History - Pass ✔] Nesvalyn recalls about ancient myths about something called Stone Giants:

There are 4 pillars holding up the Wunderran Earth.
Several hundred years ago, the Halflings went extinct, as they were called the Ancients and wiped by the Immortals, predecessors of the Elves.
After the Giants wiped out, about 300 years ago, the Halflings get back, but they were called the Neorns this time (and being the new Ancients). But mostly, they got back from nowhere and unexpectedly.
It got believed they reborn because of a wish from a stone giant, coming from a mountain in the giant land.

↪We might be standing in the cradle of the Neorns, it appears that this pile of rocks is actually the stone giant. But most importantly, it is dead, which is not an easy feat to achieve.

There's a whole banter between Persy and Nesvalyn being the reason of why the place is magical, and the source of the pure raw energy.
[Detect magic] The whole room is magical.
[Identify] Abandoned magic is emanating/radiating from the pile of rocks.
↪Further in the identifying, Persy is feeling he's standing in the middle of the Wunderran soul, being everything and nothing at once. Then the feeling slowly fades away as he gets back to his original body.

Persy
What. The. Fuck. I'm a person again.
Nesvalyn
Are you ok? Last time you reacted like this was when you identified me.
Persy
How long I was out?
Nesvalyn
Two seconds?
Persy
We are standing above a god corpse.
Nesvalyn
Yeah, I was afraid of you saying that, and I'm more afraid of future me now.
Persy
This... I have an idea.

Persy pulls out his Mason's tools and tries to use them on the Stone Giant's corpse, but he can't achieve anything as it's too tough.

Nesvalyn
Do you mind not trying messing with a corpse of something that is that powerful?
Persy
That's a good idea. But all this raw power...
Cause of death? Tied to The Wyrd?
Did it got killed from someone who finished their Minero Morphosis transformation???
Something that powerful, if it's the case...
Persy
But honestly, you must feel privileged to testify and record that as an archeologist right?
Nesvalyn
...I wish I wasn't. I don't know when it died, but imagine it is someone who has my condition, and they just... slayed a god, just like that. I don't like that idea and possibility Persy.