Dear reader,
In case you find this note, and hope before you do anything with this crystal statue.
DO. NOT. TOUCH. NOR. HURT. YOURSELF. WITH.
If you happen to hurt on these sharp edges, congratulations, you've just been infected with is called Minero Morphosis. Long story short, you're going to transform yourself into a crystalline entity who will have as its unique only goal to destroy everything and bring pure desolation.
Luckily, if you die before, you'll just turn into an inanimate crystal, like me, who you're observing currently.
And also, additional warning:
DON'T. DESTROY. IT.
It would go into a big boom, and you would contaminate the area with this virus, and bring the end of Wundera.
Take that from a former Archaeologist, don't mess with this statue, it can bring up no good, and unfortunately my former friends were not able to bury me/hide me better to protect you all.
I really hope, by the Great Mother, that you will listen to this warning, for the sake of Wundera.
And do that whatever strange purple crystallized statues. But hopefully by the time I changed that and we're done with what we do and the work of my fiancé, we should have a vaccine and a cure for this.